Whoa!
You’re having a baby!
Like. It’s actually going to come out of your body. Eek.
Everyone is telling you that it’s going to be amazing or it’s going to be awful.
They’re telling you their horror stories or their impossible-sounding mermaid-assisted births.
They’re telling you to enjoy every second and reclaim your power while others are saying you won’t know what hit you and you’ll never sleep again.
Right. Thanks for that, fellow parents.
Really all you want is to feel prepared – to feel like you have the real information to hand.
To know that you won’t be blindsided, whatever happens during your birth.
First the bad news:
having a baby is going to knock you for six, no matter how prepared you are. Having a baby is immense.
But here’s the good news:
Boss Your Birth is a new approach to helping you birth your baby and keep it successfully alive afterwards – and you can do it all without leaving your pyjamas (because let’s be honest, pregnancy is no time for wearing anything other than elasticated cotton troos).
Our online courses, live video streams and 1-1 coaching sessions are a practical, more convenient way of getting all the tools you need to have the best possible birth, minus the crap.
We’re not going to promise you a whale-song and patchouli birth but we’re also not ruling it out.
What we will do is prepare you for all and any eventuality, from a drug-free Hypno-birth to an on-your-back push-push-push birth to a drugged-to-the-eyeballs-and-loving-it Cesarean.
